[cherry]

dammit Max, you're right.
If i were you i would check into a care home right now. otherwise you are only going to be a burden on your lovely family. They can come and visit you while your mind is still fairly good, but when the hair starts to really go it become to traumatic for the kids.

luxurious hair is a blessing to the young but if you are going to start coming it over I am going to have to shoot you.

but you should take comfort in the fact that amongst the assorted mockery freaks in those photos at least you had your youth- the rest of us are squandering it shamelessly. And in my case its runnning out very quickly. i have arthritis for fucks sake!