[DJ Potatoe]

so.....no one has tried killing me yet.

There was this one time Chojin tried to make me eat burnt pizza...but I think it's cuz he can't cook. I don't think it's cuz he wants me dead.

Then there was this other time that Roger said I should die...but he didn't do anything about it.

And then after the recent hurricane, you shoulda smelled Prot's refridgerator!! Now THAT was deadly! I lie not.