[mburbank]

Geeze. Fartin. I'm really sorry, man. I totally missjudged you. Here I thought 'Fartin Mowler' was your idea of a joke and I was razzing you and everything, and it turns out some guys who picked on you called you that, and now it's like, you Nom de Guere, which is jaunty and turns the tables on your oppressors. Sort of like the way the Founding Fathers took Yankee Doodle as a nicname, or Ben Affleck took on Daredevil. I guess I had you pegged all wrong.

See, I thought the Fartin Mowler joke was what made you a numb tit, and all along it was the way you jumped in to something you know nothing about, bit off more than you could chew and made yourself look like a complete idiot before your stupid ass body had even followed your foot through the door.

My bad.