Thank you, Professor Babyshit. It is good to know that there are people like you around with such vast and extensive knowledge on just how much excremant your average house-baby can produce. You, sir, truly make the world a better place.
It's too bad everyone hates you tho. Especially me.
Again, eight pounds of baby shit is an exaggeration. I don't know how much the stupid fucking kid shit. I didn't put the pile on a god damn fucking scale before I put it into the dipshit's backpack. Next time I'll be sure to remember to weigh the baby shit prior to putting it into the backpack. You know, just so I know exactly how much babyshit we're talking about here.