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I burst out laughing when the Aflac duck first appeared. And I like the payoff with Dix during the part where you have to choose a seat for the bus. And Pestilential Pete & Inebriated Ivan's letter at the end was funny. And the following was the best paragraph EVER!:
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"Ben."
Sobbing.
"Ben, get up."
Sniffles. A faint "no."
"Get up Ben, or so help me I'll smack you."
Slowly, grudgingly, he struggles to his great webbed feet, wiping at his eyes with his wings.
"Ben, I'm going into that eye socket to get my treasure... and you're going to help me." you say.
Ben's face turns a ghastly pale. "No! No! Not the eye socket! The evil! The eeeeviiii-"
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And this pic?

It reminds me of a certain old article called "The Recent Blackout".

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And thanks to you, the Epcot Center had to be censored out of four hundred movies and at least ten times as many episodes of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Jerk.
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Ah, I seemed to remember the Spiderman movie being reshot and had it's deadline pushed ahead because the WTC was in the movie at one point. And this is funny:
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No time to think. You have to get out of this-
Hang on a minute. How does "leap from the moving car" sound even remotely like the right choice? I mean, wouldn't you at least try out all the others first? Christ, what is wrong with you? Are you trying to lose? Eh, never mind.

No time to think. You have to get out of this
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