[CaptainBubba]

HEY FAGS.

I CAN DEEPTHROAT 3/4 OF A LARGE BANANA.

SOMETIMES I THINK GETTING A BLOWJOB WOULD BE REALLY GREAT.

IF SHOVING MY THUMB UP MY ASS WERE A SPORT, ID BE IN COURT OVER RAPE CHARGES BY NOW.

TITS AREN'T THAT ATTRACTIVE.

PRETTY AND CUTE ARE BETTER THAN GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL.

ASS IS FANTASTIC.

EVERY GIRL LIKES IT HUGE. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HURTS AND PUSHES SO FAR BACK THAT IT KNOCKS THE AIR OUT OF HER.

FAT GIRLS AND BLACK GIRLS ARE NOT AS SEXY AS THEY THINK.

THE PENIS CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN JUST SEX.

SECKS IS MORE APPROPRIATE THAN SEX BECAUSE THE LETTER X IS TOO EXTREME FOR PUBLIC USAGE. TRY IT. REPLACE LETTERS WITH X OR Z AND PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE X-TREME.

IF PORN GETS BORING THIS FAST DOES THIS MEAN ILL GET BORED OF REAL GIRLS AFTER 1 HOUR?

DO PENIS IMPLANTS MAKE YOUR PENIS ANGRY?

IF SEX IS A GAME THEN I PLAY ALOT OF VIDEO GAMES.

I SHOWED GIRLS MY JIZ RAG AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE.

FUCK YOU JIXBY FAGLIPS.