[CaptainBubba]

WHEN GOD MADE WOMEN HE WAS PROBABLY HORNY.

DINOSAURS MUST BE HUNG LIKE HORSES

MY DICK IS 6 INCHES AROUND AND IT MAKES IT LOOK 1 INCH SHORTER.

IF IT WAS LEGAL TO FUCK EYE SOCKETS I'D BE A PORN STAR.

MASTURBATING ISNT A SIN IF YOUR JIZ DOESN'T HIT THE GROUND.

SEX OFFENDERS SHOULD BE GIVEN MEDALS THAT SAY, "COURAGE"

BLACK GUYS ARE OFTEN AS SEXY AS THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE.

WHERE DID THOSE PSA THINGS ON STDS AND PREGNANCY GO?

THERE IS A .003% CHANCE OF KILLING SOMEONE WHEN YOU FUCK THEM.

ORGIES ARE GROSS.

RACISM IS THE SEXIEST BED CHAT.

CHRIST HAD WET DREAMS.

I HONESTLY THINK THAT THERE IS A MARKET FOR A CONDOM FEATURING "ANTI-SPERMICIDE" THAT FEEDS THE LITTLE GUYS, CREATING A VERITABLE COLONY OF SPERM ON YOUR DICK.

GIRLS GONE WILD MAKES ME WANT TO HURT PEOPLE.

SO DOES THAT "YOU ARE MY SHINING STAR" VIDEO CAM COMMERCIAL.

GOOD LINE MY ASS.