[CaptainBubba]

VIRGINS ALL THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT IN BED.

TEDDY BEARS HAVE LATENT SEXUAL POWERS AND ARE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE APHRODISIACS.

TESTICLES ARE THE MOST POORLY PLACED PART OF THE HUMAN BODY.

THE CLITORIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST FASCINATING SUBJECT KNOWN TO MANKIND.

PANTIES AND THONGS FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE BUT THEY ARE EACHOTHERS EQUAL.

THOSE SHOES THAT MAKE THE HORSE STOMP NOISE ARE SEXY.

CHICKS WITH MUSCLES NEED TO BE PUT ON AN ISLAND WHERE ALL THERE ARE ARE HUNDREDS OF STOVES AND HUGE BULK PIE MAKING SUPPLIES AND IF THEY TRY TO MAKE A BOAT THEY GET SNIPED FROM A FUCKING HELICOPTER LIKE THE CUNTS THEY ARE.

CURLY HAIR IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO LOOK GOOD WITH.

DRESSES ARE NEVER EVER SEXY.

SKIRTS ARE SEXY HALF THE TIME.

IF SOMEONE COULD WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO FUCK AND SWORDFIGHT AT THE SAME TIME ID TOTALLY EAT HIM OUT.

BONDAGE IS SILLY.

I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A COMIC BOOK CALLED "ABSTINENCE BOY" AND ALL HE DOES IS TRY TO NOT HAVE SEX. HIS ARCH NEMISIS IS HIS STEPMOM AND IN THE LAST ISSUE SHE DRUGS HIM UP AND MOUNTS HIM AND A RUSTY SPIKES SHOOTS OUT OF HIS DICK AND GOES UP HER PUSSY AND SHE DIES FROM TETNIS.