[CaptainBubba]

THIS IS THE LOVELINE
OY YEAH
LOVIN IT ON UP
TO THE MAX
MAKE IT YOURS
7-UP

I HAD A WET DREAM THAT TURNED INTO A REALISTIC NIGHTMARE. I CRIED ALOT IN IT BECAUSE THE GIRL I SLEPT WITH WAS JUST USING ME AND I LOVED HER.

LOL, JK, SHE TURNED INTO A WEREWOLF AND CHASED ME OFF A PLANE.

I EAT COTTAGE CHEESE WHILE I WATCH PORN. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

CORN ON THE COB IS OBVIOUSLY A PHALIC SYMBOL FOR STDS.

ITD BE REALLY COOL TO MAKE OUT WHILE LISTENING TO ANAL CUNT.

ITD BE REALLY COOL TO DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WHILE LISTENING TO ANAL CUNT.

ON TIME WHEN I WAS REALLY DRUNK I COULDNT FEEL MY BALLS AND IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME BECAUSE I THOUGHT A PIXIE FAIRY TOOK THEM.

BARBIE IS REALLY REALLY OVERRATED AS A SEX SYMBOL.

AM I THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WITH NO INTEREST IN GOLDEN SHOWERS?

DILDOS MAKE ME WANT TO BLOW UP ABORTION CLINICS.

IF I SAW A GIRL WITH A PICKLEHAT I WOULD TOTTALLY OFFER TO GROPE HER.

POKEMON IS OBVIOUSLY A PHALIC SYMBOL FOR STDS.