[GnrySgtHartman]

"You see officer, the reason the citation got out of hand is because my conpatriot here in the back seat of my automobile-car was unroareously laughing, which percepitamated in me existentially manoovering my ventrical, by which I mean my automobile-car good sir, into that street light. I assume you, I am not untoxicated on beer, officer."

I think a comedian wants his joke BACK