GO UP TO SOMEBODY WITH A SHIRT THAT HAS A COMPANY'S LOGO ON IT OR A BAND'S AND PRETEND IT'S ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS WITH JOKES ON THEM. AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
"ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH? I DON'T GET IT
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"IT'S A SHIRT COMPANY, STUPID
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"THAT'S A DUMB JOKE
"