[Professor Cool]

Dave: Premise!

Kevin: What if!

Dave: What if there were people whose heads resembled beautifully wrapped presents!

Kevin: Brilliant! It's a...

Dave and Kevin: Wacky premise!!! Premise!

[Cut to scene with Mark and Scott sitting on a couch. Their heads do, indeed, look like beautifully wrapped presents]

Mark: Thank god we made it through another Christmas safely

Scott: Without our heads being torn to shreds by happy children

Both: Whoosh!

[Back to the beach scene. Kevin and Dave limbo under the guitar necks]

Kevin: Get it?

Dave: Holidays are hell!

Kevin: When you're a gift head!

Dave and Kevin: Premise!!!