I'm currently enrolled at Mercyhurst North East in Pennsylvania.
For some reason, I was under the impression that you were already in (or done with) college, uh... Jixby Phillips (Sorry, I have no idea what to call you). Shows what I know...
But for all of you aspiring college-goers, college is not all that it's cracked up to be. And to all you aspiring fratboys, please, kill yourself with alchohol poisoning now so that the poor sods at your college of choice don't have to put up with you. Thank you.