[Anonymous]

I've already read this one. Isn't this about that guuuuuy? There was this, uh, old man, with a beard, and, uh, he became friends with... a big white fish. And, um, they became such good friends that the fish moved in with the old man. But, uh, his old lady freaked out on him. So, uh, the fish, Dick, uh, decided to go on a road trip. And, uh, he got busted because they found out that he had a lot of narcotics, uh, hidden in his, uh, belly. And, uh, so, uh, he'd actually did five to ten at the state pen.