[mburbank]

Seriously? You read the book? 'Cause it only just came out. You must have rushed straight to the library in your little feety pj's. I mean, I can't believe you'd have purchased it, it's still in hardback and I know you wouldn't want your hard earned internship dollars going to David Korn. OH! Wait! I know! You have a lconviently liberal roomate and or co-worker who lent you the book. And you really, really, really, really read it, all the way through. And you can back that shit up. Did you shout 'BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!" before you strated reading so you could rea d a superhard book like that?


Kelly, 'soldier in your pocket' was one of the fiunnier things I've read her, but man, when Vinth came back with that image of your mom, YOUR MOM, man, MASTURBATING him, and more than that, letting us know his penis is BIG, woah. There was no way to see a shot like that coming. He blindsided you. I mean, your MOM. MASTURBATING him. Man. Yowtch. Jump back, is all I cn say. 'Cause it was Your MOM. YOUR MOM. Doing the masturbating. Burn.