[Brandon]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I SENT ONE ONCE. HERE'S A SYNOPSIS:

"And what is the deal with the telephone? I mean, come on. People are trying to call me all the time and for [i]WHAT?! TO TALK! And I'm all like "I don't want to talk to people. I HATE people! Why would I wanna talk to people when I hate people? I mean, come on! If I liked ya, maybe I would consider talking to you, but not unless I can actually see you! And even then, I probably wouldn't want to look at your ugly mug for longer than a few seconds, do you know what I'm saying? And what is the deal with CALLER ID...?!?

HOLY SHIT. THAT IS WAY BETTER THAN MINE.