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Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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OH BABY!!!
In the not too distant future,
Way down in Deep 13
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank,
Were hatching an evil scheme
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin,
And they shot him into space! ("GET ME DOWN!!!")
"We'll send him cheesy movies,
"The worst we can find (la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all,
"And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control,
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity,
With the help of his robot friends
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot ("Show yourself")
Gypsy ("I'm not ready")
Tom Servo ("Hi-ho-there")
Croooow! ("That's one 'O'")
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts (la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!