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Nov 19th, 2003, 07:44 PM
I'm 8 years old, 6'9", 280 pounds, 100% muscle, I go tanning on my private beach in hawaii, I work out 4 or 5 times a day, I can run 5 miles in 1 minute, I drive the Enterprise, my IQ is 356, I'm a master of Kung Fu, Karate, Katana swordplay, Teriyaki, and Tai Kwon Do, my dick is 30 inches long, I've tagged and bagged over 3,000 women, I invented porn, and poetry, and I'm a bigger lyer than you.
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