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Bennett Bennett is offline
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
Grow up and come back to the real world, you guys.




that is, the real world in which I am 800 feet tall with a custom-built-platinum-plated delorean when the doors open up it can fly like that car from M.A.S.K. But since I'm 800 feet tall everybody thinks its a giant spaceship so when I land all your girlfriends are crying for me to split them open with my giant penis (i'm 800 feet tall you know) but I have to use my magnifying power to shrink down to a managable size (still bigger than all of you)... kinda like all of you have to use your magnifying power to shrink your hands to make them small enough to actually hold your tiny peckers... yeah. but back to my delorean, I don't even really need it, because I can fly plus you can travel great distances on foot when you're 800 feet tall. I can also swim and jump up and down, I bet none of you pussies can do that shit. Sure you can write about swimming but none of you computer pussies even been in the swimming pool in the real world.
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