[Jixby Phillips]

I WILL TELL YOU MORE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF. I AM THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I AM GOT MORE MONEY THAN ANYOME CAUSE I AM SO RICH. I AM THE PERSON WHO OWNS THE INTERNET AND I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT ON IT.

I HAVE GOT 6 GIRLFRIENDS AT THE MOMENT AND THEY ALL WANT TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME.



I AM 20 YEARS OLD AND VERY BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE GOT BIG MUSCLES FROM BEING STRONG AND CAN RUN 100 MILES WITHOUT PUFFING.

I HAVE GOT A COOL CAR THAT GOES VERY FAST AND IF YOU BLINK YOU COULD MISS ME CAUSE I DO BURN OUTS ON YOU FRONT GARDEN AND THE COPS CANT EVEN CATCH ME.



THE COLEST THENIG ABOUT ME IS I AM A GAS A MINUTE LOLOLOLOLOL