[Anonymous]

In all fairness, he did say 'a' pipe, not 'the' pipe.

But the statement was one of the most lame things I've seen in a long time. It's like David is a rogue humor site writer that writes needlessly energetic rants based in observational humor.

WHAT IS WITH GETTING EACH SLICE OF CHEESE IN A LITTLE WRAPPER? WHAT THE FUCK, AM I DELIVERING EACH ONE AS A WRAPPED GIFT? AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH TWO PERCENT MILK??? TWO PERCENT OF WHAT??? I'D LIKE TO FUCKING TAKE THE MOMS OF THE PEOPLE THAT CAME UP WITH THAT LITTLE FUCKTARDISM AND BEND THEM OVER A HOT PIPE WHILE I GIVE THEM A LITTLE HELPING OF MY 100% BABY BATTER!

Of course, that's still funnier than him, but you get the idea.