DUDE, ALL YOU ADULTS DO IS HOLD ME DOWN. I'M BAD, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT. I HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME. I DO DRUGS, U CANT STOP ME. MY BLOOD IS AT .011, 24/7. I SNORT SPLENDA. I FUCK MY DOGS WHEN IM LEFT ALONE. I AM A VAGINA.
MY MOM ALWAYS TRIES TO GET ME TO DO SHIT LIKE CLEAN THE FUCKING DISHES. WTF. IF I WAS GONNA CLEAN THE DISHES ID GROW A FUCKING PUSSY FIRST. THEN ID LICK IT. FUCK THE DISHES.
MY DAD LAUGHS AT ME WHEN I CUT MYSELF AND CRY ABOUT HOW MY CARDCAPTOR FANFIC DIDNT GET PUBLISHED. WTF. YOU AREN'T SO BAD ASS. I BET IF YOU TRIED TO PUBLISH A FANFIC OF LEWIS ROCKWELL AND HARRY BROWNE OR SOMETHING YOUD GET TURNED DOWN TOO YOU UNCARING CUNT.
FUCK YEAH.
