[Skulhedface]

Dude if you're in New York it might explain why she never put out.

Because she's getting mugged by a black guy or something...

Yea. Ha ha ha. No, seriously. Not too many women suddenly feel like cramming fleshy birth vehicles into their poopers after an unscupulous black man already had it there 10 minutes prior.

Or maybe I'm just bored. I don't know. Slip her a roofie or something.