[El Blanco]

I miss BB guns. Honestly, we all knew they were dangerous. We all learned from he kid at school with the eye patch. He was the same kid who lost a couple fingers to an M80.

We needed him to learn from. Now, what do we have? We need those gruesome visuals to make life's lessons actually stick. This is why retards are doing extreme sports. New and exciting ways to kill yourself. Wasn't it just much better doing it in your own backtard?

Of course, there was always something a lot more dangerous than any BB gun, sling shot, lawn dart etc etc:


THE BACK OF MY DAD'S HAND