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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I SENT ONE ONCE. HERE'S A SYNOPSIS:
"And what is the deal with the telephone? I mean, come on. People are trying to call me all the time and for WHAT?! TO TALK! And I'm all like "I don't want to talk to people. I HATE people! Why would I wanna talk to people when I hate people? I mean, come on! If I liked ya, maybe I would consider talking to you, but not unless I can actually see you! And even then, I probably wouldn't want to look at your ugly mug for longer than a few seconds, do you know what I'm saying? And what is the deal with CALLER ID...?!?
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Perhaps that would be more suitable on an angsty preteen site... or a middle-aged crossdresser site. I found it really funny, though. Imagine it in a Jerry Seinfield voice.