I didnt take the time to read this whole post so forgive me if one of these is similar to another.
WATCH THE ROAD STUPID!!
You are reading a bumper sticker.
:An arrow pointing down: Stop staring at my tail pipe.
My child dosen't give a fuck about your child.
Hey look, you just waisted 3 seconds reading this.
I don't want a large Farva. (somebody's gotta know that one)
Have a mean day
(For anyone who owns a Pinto) Please don't rear end me, my bumper is made of flint.
Hey...stop looking at me. Stop it. DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!
I honk for whores!
My other penis is a vagina. (anyone?)