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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
I mean for all I care you should kill a 12 year old girl and bury her in the crawlspace under your house.
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OK, but what kind of girl do you think is best? Like, the black ones are stupider, and I could lure her into my house with grape soda, but then I'd be charged with a hate crime. And if I pick a fat one, nobody will miss her, and it's easier to hunt her down, but it's more work dragging her back to my house. And if I pick a girl who comes from money, I could get a ransom for her (I wouldn't say she's already dead, of course), but then it'll be a high-profile news story, and I'm shy.
I'm so conflicted.
