[Command Prompt]

I had to write a report on successful franchises so I worked at subway for 2 weeks, "borrowed" the store operations manual and learned the ins and outs of upper level sandwich artistry.

I used to enjoy the seafood or the tuna until I was taught how they were made.

1. Open up can of tuna or package of imitation crab. place in bowl.
2. Add a SHITload of mayonnaise.
3. Mix with ungloved hand. Chill and serve.

Don't EVER EVER trust the meatballs.