[Command Prompt]

I like eating tuna because the thought of helpless dolphins being trapped in the net while they jabber away in their idiotic fish launguage amuses me.

Edit: They let us wear gloves too, but since most of the staff failed high school, the concept of sanitation was not a high priority when preparing food.

Our ringing endorsement for freshness was "5 second rule!" or "That's what an immune system is for"