[Abe Slank]

This thread seems shattered so I'll throw in a tale of a figt I was in when I was a bald down there. I was staying with a friend for the weekend in a neighborhood with ahellofa bunch of kids. One of his neighbor friends was quite the lil' thug. For some dumb reason he called me a motherfucker. For some dumber reason I told him to keep his mother off the streets. He proceeded to kick my ass to comical black-n-blueness for all the neighborhood kids.