[Anonymous]

You'll end up getting a bunch of whiney, faggot ass, bleeding heart liberals calling you a fucking baby killer, just because you mowed down a bunch of arab children. What the fuck, you're just preventing future terrorists right? Of course they scare easily and won't be any match for a fucking hard core marine like you.

Muslim women tend to be screamers, that might give away your position to the enemy, when you're implimenting your "aggressive breeding" strategy. Of course you could always take the rags that they cover themselves with and just shove them in their mouths first.

Then there's always that whole "Gulf War syndrome" that's all the latest rage nowadays. Of course you might not get sent to Iraq, you might get sent some other backward 5th world land of sand, rocks and people who insist on still living in the 12th century.

Nope, I can't think of one good reason why you shouldn't join. Free food, free housing, you get a gun, you get to kill people legally, and you get payed for it. And chances are you'll never get killed in "real" combat since its not like you're fighting some worthy enemies like the Nazis or Commies, chances are more likely you'll get blown up by some misguided Islamic nutcase, so death will be instant and you won't even know what hit you.

And even then, you'll still get a cool coffin and get hailed as a heroic patriot!

I think you should join, Uncle Sam needs you!

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