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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Just go to Canada.
Hell, the reason I badmouth it is because I don't want other people considering it during the mass migration, and that way, there'll be more land for me.
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Shhh, we really don't want more of you boorish Yankees up here.
Seriously, Vancouver is a nice, but it's becoming occupied by the irritating noveaux riche (most of them come from California). Toronto's okay, but people are way too stuck-up for my liking (great hockey town, though). Calgary is close to some beautiful mountain vistas, like Banff, and is a stone's throw away from the Canadian Rockies, but it gets colder than a witch's teat in winter.
My preferred destination: Montreal. The coolest people in North America live there, and the most attractive girls on the planet go to McGill. It has a great arts scene, is ultra liberal and has more strip clubs controlled by the Hell's Angels than any city in the world.