[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I wrote down "CIA" in the middle of a piece of paper, because all conspiracy theories involve the CIA. Then, I wrote down other random thing and drew arrows connecting them and shit like that. Then I magically transformed my flowchart into a paragraph about the CIA sucking people's brains out of their assholes.





OK, I didn't really do that.

The secret is experimenting with various mind-altering drugs, especially psychedelic drugs, and watching a lot of Sienfeld.