from the above posts and with a bit of math i have the answer!
1. Drink a normally fatal amount of NyQuil
2. Hook yourself up to a life support machine and/or quit your job.
3. Plug up your anus
4. Lather, Rinse, and Repeat.
if you do this properly, you should either be unemployed and dead, on the verge of having an erupting colon, or hibernating peacfully till the second week of april... cheers!
