You forgot to include jizz and anal penetration in your post. And you might as well just quote me from now. "I figured you'd at least be fuckin' smart enough to realize that, gee what a surprise that you weren't" sounds very much like "I obviously gave you too much credit, thinking you would grasp that. Silly me :/" That and your news article immediately following mine make you look like a bit of an "unfunny, repetitive imbecile.
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