[Emu]

A child walks up to his mother and asks, "Mom? Is God black or white?"

Mother: "Why, God is black and white."

Child: "Mom? Is God male or female?"

Mother: "Why, God is male and female."

Child: "Mom? Is God gay or straight?"

Mother: "Why, God is both gay and straight. Why all the questions?"

Child: "Mom? Is Michael Jackson God?"