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My boss told me he was sending me home early for drinking a pop in the back room on my break. Apparantly we are not allowed to drink pop from the portable bars.

PS - I am, er was, a banquet bartender. I laughed at him so hard it wasn't funny. Then I gave him my uniform back and told him to put the deposit on my next check. Fucker.

I hate Winnipeg. So much. People here are uberdumb.