[James]

I know all of those things. And I'd fuck you if it meant that moans of pleasure (or pain) would replace the typical retarded shit that spews from your mouth.

And, I guess you're not all that ugly, which is a bonus too.

But in the end, I don't think I really could. After all, Chojin, and stuff. So, I'm sorry that I have to reject you. Please find comfort in breaking a glow stick and pouring the contents into your ear.