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Old Dec 17th, 2003, 11:17 AM       
You know, I was just fixing to ask what was going on with that yo-yo.

I think this one is my favorite:

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373.) "To sit there and say that you were not impressed with our military and President capturing Saddam Hussein only means a couple things. 1) You think of yourself more importantly than anyone else does and 2) You need be smacked in the chops."
Aside from the obvious and brutal rape of the English language, I wasn't aware that the president was the one who captured Hussein. Did he make another secret three-hour visit to Iraq?
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