HOW CAN YOU BE SO COLD, ZIGGY? WHAT WITH ALL THE INJUSTICE IN THE WORLD? ESPECIALLY THIS ONE! I'M JUST REALLY OUTRAGED! EVEN THOUGH THE TOPIC RELATES TO MY FEELINGS, AT BEST, PERIPHERALLY, I'M VERY UPSET, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PARADE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS PARTICULAR TOPIC TO BETTER INFORM YOU, THE UNWASHED MASSES, AND MAKE YOU SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS.
THEN I'M OFF TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO BE ANGRY ABOUT!
