[The Retro Kat]

SO ONE TIME I SAW MAD MAX WORKING IN THE BACK OF MCDONALD'S (THE ONE BY ME) AND THERE WAS THIS BIG BLACK BROTHER THAT WAS NAKED AND TELLIN HIM TO DO SHIT LIKE ACT LIKE A DOG AND PEE ON HIS LEG. AND THEN THE BIG BLACK NAKED BROTHER STARTED WHIPPING HIM WITH HIS PENIS ACROSS MAX'S FACE AND THERE WAS A BIG RED MUSHROOM HEAD MARK. IT WAS WIERD THOGH CAUSEIT WAS BLEEDING, BUT IM NOT SURE IF IT WAS FROM TEH COCK OR TEH FACE, BUT HE WAS CRYING AND THE MEXICANS WERE ALL LIKE "BINCHAY WAY!" THEN THE BLACK DUDE WAS ALL LIKE, TAKE THOSE ANAL BEADS OUT NOW! AND MAX WAS ALL LIKE, YES SIR, THEN THE BLACK DUDE WAS ALL LIKE, WITH THESE TONGS, AND YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED, AND MAX STARTED CRYING AGAIN AND I GOT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS.