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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 04:26 PM       
You have to tell her to get wet first, or else it will hurt. You have to tell her to think sexy thoughts even though she knows she'll never have those thoughts when she's with you (hey hey, only kidding).

If she doesn't have sexy thoughts then having sex will be uncomfortable for both of you. She'll be dry as a bone and you will hurt because it will feel like having sex with sandpaper.

HOPE THIS HELPS
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