If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't of spent that last year in college
But seriously, I got one of those failed insults, one time me, Professor Cool, our bassist friend Steve, and this other guy were eating at this resturaunt. This stupid White/Latino guy walks in with a guy who looked just like Hula-Hula from the Plasticman cartoon. Anywho, this guy hated us (he was a senior, we were sophomores)m anyhow we just ignored them until we walked past our table, he stopped turn to us and said this charming little ditty
"Should you fags be eating at a gay butt sex resturaunt" he turns back and his Hula-Hula a high five. We just starting laughing, hard. Sooner or later it pissed him of, he spitted in our direction and stormed off after one of the waitress's yelled at him for spitting.
What a wonderful, man.
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