[The Allmighty Smelly]

Your explanations for where babies come from are in this thread. And don't give me any of that "Well the guy sticks his thing in the girl, then she moan, and he starts shaking... etc..."

Heres mine:

The pelican throws up an egg from eating too much salami that was cooked on top a tiger with rabies on a glorious sunday afternoon on Tuesday, November 31st, and the eggs fall into the open mouths of random women, and 11 months later, a baby come out!!