[Zbu Manowar]

The early PS2's had a weak laser in them. Contact Sony and see if they'll replace it for you. I think they had a recall like that or some shit. If not, price it.

If you think that's bad, Best Buy tried to scam me with their extended warranty shit in a bad way. At the register, the girl told me that if I didn't play an extra $30 for a two-year policy that it'd probably fail: 1 out of every five they sold always did.

And you know what this $30 would have done? The first time it failed, they would simply give me another system off of their floor. The second time it failed, they would give me a fucking voucher so I could buy another one elsewhere. So, what have we learned today?

Best Buy sucks. Their DVD prices are okay for a brick-and-mortar store, but their hardware sucks donkey dick. I'll be damned if I buy anything related to hardware from those motherfuckers. $30 blackmail. Oh, by the way: my PS2 still works fine.