[Off-Topic Man]

I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently dumped him by giving him a 6 pack of socks for xmas. They were baby socks. I think he has a small penis. If anyone wants to send me socks, please send me the one that goes way up to your knees. I also like them striped, 3 stripes please. No yellows. Yellow dont look good on me. kthanxby.