[mburbank]

The wife and I decided yesterday that we are going to become alchoholics, but of the classy variety. Champagne, Sherry, Port, witty urbane cutting conversation, Algonquin Round Table, Dashiel Hammet, The Fitzgeralds, that sort of thing.

It's going to cut into my time laying against the dumpster behind the seven eleven trying to get the oldets looking high school students to buy me Malt Liquor, but hell, you have to have goals.