HELLO KIDIDIES!!! I AM TEH MEATMAN!!! DO YOU LIEK MY TOP HAT!!! I HAVE A FACE GROWING IN MY ASS!!! DO YUO LIEK CATS???
HERE IS A PICTURE OF A CAT!!! I SAY HELLO CAT!! WHENIT SEES A PICTRURE OF ME IT SAYS 'HELLO FOOD!! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!!' WHEN I SIT DOWN THE ASSFACE GOES "OUCH OUCH OUCH STOP SQUISSHING MY FACE IDEEEOT!!!'
I HAEV TO GO CLEAN MY TOP HAT!! WHEN WEARINNG A TOP HAT, ALWAYS TRY YOU2R BEST!!!