[george]

i could love a red pen if it had been jammed repeatedly into your cunt until all the green pus that passes for your uterus came leaking out and you were forced to clean the mess by sliding around in it on your ass with a roll of brawny stuffed in your gaping sex maw while you screamed "i am a stupid fucking whore with green pus lining my rotten fucking pussy and no goddamned brain at all"

the pen that initiated that would be one cool red pen.