[DamnthatDavid]

How to be cool in 5 easy steps(from a guy who has no idea what he talking about)

Step1: Fashion. Must have good Fashion to be cool
Step2: Leather. Must have leather jacket, cause it cool.
Step3: Smooth Talker. Cool people make words flow.
Step4: Smoke. Must always have a ciggeratte. Smoking is Cool.
Step5: Guys Night Out. You must hang out with only other guys who are at your cool level. Always.

So, now that you are cool, you can step out of the closet, take a step to the left, and enter with your cool friends, the Gay Bar.